ADVICE COLUMN
(1) Things that smell good are good things to have.
(2) Tim Lincecum should be left in for the full nine innings.
(3) Tom McGrath is smart man.
(4) So is Jess...
(5) If you give something time, it will work itself out.
(6) The toilet paper gnome keeps stealing our shit.
(7) Small bear traps are being placed around the house as a result.
(8) Make sure all the doors to your house close properly.
(9) MAJOR LAZER
(10) FELIX CARTAL
(11) BASSNECTAR
(12) If you're going to dress up as a woman, make sure that woman is Sheryl Crow.
(13) Go to Coachella sometime in your life, live a little, don't get convicted of any felonies.
(14) Eat a Guinea Pig and have a dream that you are a lion.
(15) Drink green tea with ginseng and honey.
(16) Drink green tea in general. Its methyl groups will insure that your DNA sequences retains its ability to fight incoming cancers.
(17) Hang out with Jonathan Buccola for an evening.
(18) Don't forget what is important to you.
(19) Love, always good.
(20) Don't try to convince a 5th grader that her views on religion and Catholicism are wrong.
